04-28-24 Shoes

“KRAMER, THOSE SHOES LOOK FAMILIAR..” Cartoon published 04/27/2024 Joe Biden has become famous for his stumbling—whether he is walking and falling, falling off bicycles, falling down staircases, or falling up staircases. Apparently he has an arthritic back and neuropathy in his feet, which makes it harder for him to feel the ground. So they say. His staff came up with a couple of solutions. The first idea implements wider, weighted shoes which helps Joe stay in contact with Mother Earth. Almost like those magnetic boots that science fiction astronauts wear to counteract gravity. We at GrrrGraphics have not seen his new shoes, so we imagined them here. They might look similar to a ‘Seinfeld’ episode titled ‘The Jimmy.’ Kramer ends up wearing ‘special shoes’ after a visit to his dentist and people think he’s retarded. Likewise with Joe—he looks (and is) mentally compromised. Another tactic Biden’s staff has implemented is providing Joe with walkers. No, not the aluminum contraptions in front, but rather two real people who crowd him on either side. They all walk together and shield Joe from view. It prevents people from observing Biden’s stumbling gate while protecting him from reporters. The people walking him also walk funny themselves. One walker, a woman wearing high heels, has a difficult time walking across the White House lawn. The other walker marches along with big feet, which also draws attention away from Joe.* Since the walkers walk funny themselves, they provide a distraction from Biden’s wobbly gait. Biden’s approval ratings have fallen to all-time lows. Biden will find it difficult to recover from such a fall. — The GrrrTeam